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Wednesday, March 12, 2003

Found in my files (overheard, verbatim?)

top of my
fucking
game

these guys
in d---
best guys
9 yrs

comatose
diabetic
junkie
 get some fuckin
kid you can push
it around

pay him more money
get somebody to
push his crap
around

I'll go where I can with
people like me.

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4:18:59 PM    say what []


This sounds like a job for the Rooster.
I'm reliably informed that many of the "w4m" ads in the "Casual Encounters" section of craigslist, especially the ones with size-queen overtones (raw language in that link), are actually from gay (or "bi-curious?") men trolling for cock photos. The real women, I gather, tend to (none of this is ever 100%) request face shots when they ask for photos and many specifically say don't bother sending a picture of your package. (I guess the saddest thing must be trying to get dates with a picture of someone else's unit - sad on so many levels).

I tend to write about pornography. Most of my interests in art and writing and publishing and to a lesser extent the techniques and technologies of both eventually intersect with the sex trade. It is already an old saw online that of course pornographers pioneer the medium – they always have. How long did it take for those French photos to appear over a century ago. How long after the Gutenberg's Bibles was some printer running off "St. Germaine's School for Naughty Mädchens"? The VCR, the same.

So when I stick a Beeline novel-type hack writer into one of my stories, (Beeline was one of those brands of dirty books you could find in airport newsstands in bigger cities), or have someone doing music for porn vids in another, or portray a pop-up ad, pro-am web porn pyramid scheme in my unfinished dot.scam novel.

None of the aforementioned stories (Only Way Free, Mercury Blues, Wellspring) are available yet. I don't think there's any pornesque material in No Bird but an Invisible Thing.

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11:33:22 AM    say what []


Pen is mightier
Saw this scanning the "tv video radio jobs" want ads at craigslist, dated Monday, March 10 (all [sic]):
Screen Writer with big package

SF Cop, with published paperback, looking for a real screen writer. No aspiring story-tellers or educated pencil-dicks. My book is raw, and dirty as the streets of Frisco. "The Rooster" is a paperback novel, a roman a clef. The screen writer must be the same. Cocaine, bad cops, and murder, set the stage. Corruption is everwhere. But the trouble at the Hall of Justice in The City ain't nothing. Just wait---till the Rooster's story breaks. So, if your tough, can write, and already have the Hollywood connections to get this story to the silver screen, contact SF's finest:    The Rooster.
I love it! Maybe I should introduce the Rooster to my LJ friend suladog, though she may not be "equipped" for the job. (Insert joke about her husband, also a screenwriter, and pencils here.)

This is my favorite bit: "'The Rooster' is a paperback novel, a roman a clef. The screen writer must be the same."

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